Blood is thicker than water and we don’t get to choose our family, but what if we do? J and B discuss the parameters of family from a bro to cuz.

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You only get one shot, but what if it’s twice? John questions if a first impression matters and Bobbie answers primarily in rap lyrics.

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John gets the hang of the word vibe while using “gentleman” as an antonym for unappealing group of wankers. Bobbie hopes the hashtag #regularnightwithregularfriends will catch on.

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John and Bobbie get into the nitty gritty of being cancelled. Please don’t cancel us for not using the American spelling “canceled”.

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Luckily this blurb gets to be stream of consciousness which means that anything that comes to mind is acceptable cheese tennis fandango, and this episode took a decent amount of energy to be cool about how annoying stream of consciousness can be.

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New tongue twister: A poppin’ Pope’s passive apology perpetuates problems. Is it too Canadian to apologize for constantly apologizing? We’re terribly sorry to bother you with this, but if you could spend a minute to rate and review Fauxropter wherever you listen, we would be sincerely grateful.

Bobbie lady-splains through new music what it means to be comfortable while John learns what it’s like to be a strong and independent black woman.

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Today we cover a serious subject: Reparations. Does it always have to be about money?

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Bobbie’s embarrassing childhood and John struggle to make a dad joke epitomize how CRINGE can be an action, a comedy or a drama.

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Bobbie helps John understand the evolution of the word “vibe” from a noun to a verb. Please send us good vibes and suggestions for words or phrases for future episodes to fauxropter@gmail.com

Just say yes to episode 3 of Fauxropter! We travel back in time to when it was super easy to overcome addiction to drugs. WARNING: You may become addicted to this podcast after listening to episode 3: the word “Just”.

Episode 2 of Fauxropter, in which John’s brain stops working a couple of times. Is that a sign that he’s dying? Listen to find out! Plus melodrama, bums, butts and more…

The Fauxropter podcast is out of the gate with a bang. Never ones to shy away from hot-button topics, John and Bobbie talk about the word… IDENTITY!